Rain on the canal, and the wrong kind of paddle
With Ivo Renard
A canoe, two men who have not thought this through, and several hundred miles of Belgian canal. On the particular misery of being rained on in a boat you chose to be in.
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version, the surface was covered with steam. The exhilaration of departure and the easy
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motion of the boats under each stroke of the paddles supported us through this misfortune
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while it lasted. And when the cloud passed and the sun came out again, our spirits went
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up above the range of stay-at-home humours. A good breeze rustled and shivered in the rows
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of trees that bordered the canal. The leaves flickered in and out of the light and tumultuous
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masses. It seemed sailing weather to eye and ear, but down between the banks the wind reached
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us only in faint and desultory puffs. There was hardly enough to steer by. Progress was
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intermittent in unsatisfactory. A jocular person of marine antecedents hailed us from
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the towpath with a "C'est vite, mais c'est long." The canal was busy enough. Every now
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and then we met or overtook a long string of boats with great green tillers, high sterns
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with a window on either side of the rudder, and perhaps a jug or a flower pot in one of
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the windows. A dinghy followed behind, a woman busyed about the day's dinner, and a handful
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of children. These barges were all tied, one behind the other with tow ropes, to the number
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of twenty-five or thirty, and the line was headed and kept in motion by a steamer of
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strange construction. It had neither paddle wheel nor screw, but by some gear, not rightly
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comprehensible to the unmechanical mind, it fetched up over its bow a small, bright chain,
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which lay along the bottom of the canal, and, paying it out again over the stern, dragged
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itself forward, link by link, with its whole retinue of loaded scous. Until one had found
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out the key to the enigma, there was something solemn and uncomfortable in the progress of
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one of these trains as it moved gently along the water, with nothing to mark its advance
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but an eddy alongside, dying away into the wake.
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Of all the creatures of commercial enterprise, a canal barge is by far the most delightful
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to consider. It may spread its sails, and then you see it sailing high above the treetops
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and the windmill, sailing on the aqueduct, sailing through the green cornlands, the most
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picturesque of things amphibious. Or the horse plods along at a foot pace, as if there were
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no such thing as business in the world, and the man dreaming at the tiller sees the same
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spire on the horizon all day long. It is a mystery how things ever get to their
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destination at this rate, and to see the barges waiting their turn at a lock affords
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a fine lesson of how easily the world may be taken. There should be many contented spirits
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on board, for such a life is both to travel and to stay at home.
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The chimney smokes for dinner as you go along. The banks of the canal slowly unroll their
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scenery to contemplative eyes.